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Joke of the Day

"Alternate Title for Interstellar [Spoiler] Ghost Dad"

"Be sure you are standing on your left foot and only your left foot at midnight tonight... ...so that you start the new year off on the right foot!"

"A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?"

"I have a joke to tell. Can you reddit?"

"What's the opposite of 4chan? 4chad"

"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"

"My pick-up line used to be ""Hey babe, I'm a hotspot. Wanna log-on""? doesn't work anymore, now they just yell at me ""fuck off you homeless begger""."

"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."

"my dad didn't let me date untill i was pregnant..."

"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""