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Joke of the Day

"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""

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"Someone on Facebook posted ""Having the BEST DAY EVER!!"" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments"
"What's hairy and has five fingers? A thalidomide's armpit"
"What did the botanist say to his assistant ""WATER THOSE!"""
"Flabbergasted I was about to lay this blonde chic i met until she told me to wear a rubber coz she did not want to get HIV AGAIN!"
"[interview for doctor's office receptionist] ""Can you schedule appointments and be friendly"" Yes. ""Sorry we're looking for the opposite"""
"German Girlfriend My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating."
"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed up"
"Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by The child asks, ""mom, are planes good to eat?"" The mother replies, ""Planes are like lobsters, you only eat what's inside."""