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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it? Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!"
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"Why are the buses in London red? You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes."
"Appearing to be productive at work requires more effort than actually being productive."
"What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out."
"It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?"
"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."
"I once dated this German golfer chick. She was a pretty cool girl but she wouldn't ever do anal. She lovingly referred to her butthole as her back nein."
"What does a cannibal get when he comes home late to dinner? The cold shoulder."
"1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning. 1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey."
"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"