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Joke of the Day

"What does a cannibal get when he comes home late to dinner? The cold shoulder."

"Go to racist joke, what's yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with ""two black men wanted for rape"" first one says ""fucking niggers get all the best jobs"""

"I asked my 5yo not to do something, and he just smiled maniacally and nodded his head until I gave up. I'm going to try this on my wife."

"I love people. However, most of them are fictional characters."

"For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp."

"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."

"I'll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working..."

"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"

"No Carl, I said ""lick her"" not wicker. Put the patio furniture away."

"Why did the billionaire philanthropist spend his fortune bringing butter production to developing countries? Some men just want to see the world churn."