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Joke of the Day

"Why are the buses in London red? You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes."

"I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure."

"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"

"My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?"

"GOP Debate Donald Trump has a big dick. Donald Trump implied that Marco Rubio had a tiny penis Ted Cruz ate a booger THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"

"how do I play farmville on this fuckin site? This fuckin blows"

"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice They're lying."

"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"

"Water parks in California are now just regular parks"

"Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it."