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Joke of the Day

"I once dated this German golfer chick. She was a pretty cool girl but she wouldn't ever do anal. She lovingly referred to her butthole as her back nein."

"JOHN AND MARY'S SEX DISCOVERY"

"I don't understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites."

"I don't like referencing Not et al."

"I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers"

"Gave my blind mate a cheese grater the other day... He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"

"How are a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole similar? Even though you know you shouldn't you lick it anyway."

"What's the difference between an inaccurate hunter and a constipated owl? One's a shooter that can't hit, the other is a hooter who can't shit."

"""Vini Vidi Venti"" --I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks."