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Joke of the Day

"So the suicide hotline is only for prevention and not for nominating people who should kill themselves. Sucks. I made a list and everything."

"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"

"Why did the hummer cross the river? For the insurance money."

"So a Mormon walks into a bar.."

"What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese DeBrie!!"

"Me: What sound do dogs make? 3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses? 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs? 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon."

"MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles."

"What do you do with your gum when there isn't a trash can/little kid's hair to throw it in?"

"Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours."

"FIRST TIME SEX My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: ""What are you doing?"" Me: ""I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering."