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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about... Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"
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"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."
"What do Mormonism and LSD have in common? Dyslexia"
"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"
"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"
"What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !"
"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."
"If it wasn't for morning television where would these forgotten musicians perform their 1992 hit singles?"
"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"