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Joke of the Day
"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"
Next Joke
"I wrote a poem. I dig. You dig. She digs. He digs. They dig. We dig. Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep."
"It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours."
"Why don't they teach sex ed and drivers ed at the same time in Mexico? Because it's too hard on the donkey."
"Why did the apple eat itself with a fork? Because it didn't have a spoon! (Courtesy of my three year old daughter.)"
"I don't see enough dead people."
"Who is busier than a one-toothed man in a corn eating contest? A one-legged man in an ass kicking contest."
"WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat"
"I got a dog for my wife. It was a good trade."
"I asked out a statistician on a date. She failed to reject me."