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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who fucked a sheep? Turns out he's bahhh-sexual"

"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."

"Chopping Onions I walked into the kitchen to see my Dad chopping Onions up. As soon as I saw him, I started crying because Onions is my dog."

"What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!"

"Did you hear about the musician who couldn't even pay to be in tune? He was only a few cents off."

"Today may be the hottest day of the year but all the other days have nicer personalities."

"Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying? Because they are always in duh skies"

"Sometimes I use big words I don't understand to make myself look more photosynthesis"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"

"Dear Chiquita: I have your new slogan: ""Constipated? Try a banana! Not like that, silly!"""