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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who fucked a sheep? Turns out he's bahhh-sexual"

"A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird, It just doesn't know the lyrics."

"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"

"UFO conspirators believe theres been an invasion... ... They have reported an incredibly high amount of aliens at California DMV's."

"How do you piss off a feminist? Don't worry, she's already pissed off."

"I had a dream that I killed all the dumb shirtless guys with 'swag' and their duckfaced girlfriends. It was the Yolocaust."

"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Nut? The wallnut."

"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""

"I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Fat. I'm getting fat."

"Why do Televisions have buttons? because they cant have zippers"