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Joke of the Day

"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor complaining of poor eyesight in his left eye. The doctor says ""I see you have a cataract"". The Chinese man says, ""No I don't...I have a rincoln continental."""

"What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? Gender"

"How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves"

"What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !"

"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."

"Me: Play dead My Dog: *drives to my office and starts doing my job*"

"So an Irishman walks out of bar... Haha no he didn't"

"Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?"

"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."

"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"