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Joke of the Day
"Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales? To get their stuff back."
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"Why'd the chicken cross the court? Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels.."
"My best friend thinks I'm a stalker ...well he's not really my friend....yet."
"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimers But I just don't remember it now"
"I named my dog Rembrandt That way I can say ""have you seen my Rembrandt?"""
"You can run but my rifle's got a scope."
"Engineers' view about a glass of water! To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
"So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed...""Anyone know CPR?!"" I said, ""Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"" Everyone laughed...except this *one* guy."
"What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert? ""My chestnuts are roasting"""