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Joke of the Day
"""You missed a spot."" -g"
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"I asked my Dad for help with course selection... My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, ""Which do you think I should take?"" ""Whichever you'll excel in, son."""
"Christmas gift Mom walks to her son ""Johnny, what would you like for Christmas - a brother or a sister?"" she asks ""Well, I'd like a sled, but I don't know if your vagina can handle that."" he replies."
"9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind."
"I like my coffee like I like slaves.... Free."
"""I Want To Rock And Roll All Night"" just came on in this coffee shop and EVERYONE is singing along to it VERY QUIETLY"
"Having kids is like being at a press conference: ""No, you can't put the dog in the washer - next question."" ""No, you can't really fly -next"""
"I lost the 120 lbs that were weighing me down really fast with one simple trick Divorce."
"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line."