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Joke of the Day

"""You missed a spot."" -g"

"A new, funny, original joke that isn't a repost."

"I m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said ""no"". We both had a good laugh."

"I wish every time I made eye contact the Super Mario coin sound happened."

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A meanderthal."

"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."

"""Heres your social security card, you need it forever! Its made of paper, don't laminate it. Good luck."" -The Government"

"I'm not saying I'm smarter than you because I use proper punctuation; I'm implying it with semicolons."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her."

"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."