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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much."
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"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Having to tell your parents that you're gay."
"Where do people in Detroit get their groceries? They don't."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"Hotels are keeping the shower cap industry afloat."
"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A PIIIG! (was told to me by a 11 yr old in my class =])"
"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."
"A therapist and his client play a word association game and the therapist asks, ""What's the first word that comes to mind after the word 'pork'?"" ...he responds, ""U pine."""
"I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol. (Blind jokes are the best kind)"
"Me: I fell down the stairs with a quart of Jagermeister & I didn't spill a drop. Him: Well, how'd you do that? Me: I kept my mouth shut.."