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Joke of the Day

"How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !"

"I want to open a religious store called Mysterious Ways... ...just so I can watch God work."

"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."

"When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend."

"Why did the carpenter's wife leave him? He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her."

"When I open the Sriracha and a bunch squirts out on its own I tell it that it's okay, it happens to a lot of hot sauces."

"Woman without curves is like a road without bends.... You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes."

"I'm like a midget with premature ejaculation I have a lot of shortcomings"

"I'm okay with Rob Ford illegally using the HOV lanes... He technically counts as three people, doesn't he?"