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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes."
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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash, the other is delicious."
"Divide and conquer? Ok. *opens calculator app*"
"I was at the doctor... I was at the doctor getting my rectum checked and I asked him ""Where do I put my pants?"" He said, ""Over there by mine."""
"An optician fell into his lens grinder... and made a spectacle of himself."
"Capitalism is horrible Buy my book to find out why!"
"If ""The Stache"" is ever going to make a real comeback they are going to have to stop posting pictures of pedophiles on the evening news."
"What do the official USGA rules state when... you and your opponent are looking for his ball, and he claims to have found it, but you know he is lying because you have it in your pocket?"
"Why is ""fuck you"" an insult? I mean, i fuck my self every day"
"What is the last sound you hear before a pussy hair hits the ground? (spitting sound)"