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Joke of the Day
"There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking. On-and-on-anon."
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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies."
"My neighbor is a veterinarian I can never tell whether he's talking about putting an animal to sleep or the ""youth in Asia."""
"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""
"My football playing cousin went to prison He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver."
"A joke the owner of the pizzeria I work at told me while listening to Beethoven. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? Because it wouldn't stop saying ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""
"I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones...I'm done..my arms are killing me!"
"Knock knock Come in Sorry "
"They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years."
"Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher."