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Joke of the Day

"There should be a specific type of doctor for being on call. They'd be called cancer-ogists ^because^cancer^doctors^are^oncologists"

"Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive caring and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends."

"A dog made of diamonds would be everyone's best friend."

"When a relative asks me what I'm doing with my life, I tell more lies than a guy at a computer whose wife just asked him what he's doing."

"The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called."

"Why do skunks celebrate valentines day? Because they are very scentimental."

"Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm stuck on you."

"""Predators are essential for a healthy ecosystem,"" I explained as I released a bobcat into the airduct"

"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."