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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you make fun of Steve Jobs' death? ... Because it's not PC"

"I'm very serious about my cereal. I'm all about that Life."

"*stationary for 7 hours* Me: ""Actually, I'm not sure this is one of those driverless cars."""

"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."

"I once met a prostitute that said she would do anything for $100 I said paint my house."

"I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with my back. I'm not sure yet, but I have a hunch."

"S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits."

"Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks? Because they were Ionic."

"What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs? A Micromanager."

"What does 36+16 equal to? A prison sentence."