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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you make fun of Steve Jobs' death? ... Because it's not PC"

"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period. You get your palm red for free."

"What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide."

"Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head"

"Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison"

"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."

"Why do gingers get sunburned so easily? It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors"

"People are freaking out because the Orlando shooter was investigated by the FBI and was able to buy a rifle. But you can also run for president."

"Whats the worst thing you could say as a doctor? I have over 300 confirmed kills"

"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."