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Joke of the Day

"My friend just won the Scandinavian excavator championship by moving a beer can from one table to another without denting it. My friend knows his ways around beer."

"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"

"What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader? I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A FSHHH"

"If people in the US hate mexicans so much.. than why is Jose in the national anthem"

"Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said ""Hello."" The other one thought ""I wonder what he meant by that."""

"What do gay horses eat? Horse Dick"

"Text is the perfect way of saying I have some information I need to give you but I in no way shape or form want to hear your voice"

"Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo-Drizzle"

"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."

"I like telling people to ""grow up"" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say ""Took my advice I see"""