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Joke of the Day
"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"
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"3 days before Christmas, my wife drops her 2007-era iPhone in a public toilet. I get the hint. She wants me to get her a much cheaper phone."
"If this evening got any more bland and disappointing it would be a menu item at Applebee's."
"I never date left handed women Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey"
"February 29th is just like a dead beat dad. It only shows up every four years."
"I feel sorry for Piers Morgan. He's basically Piers Morgan, trapped in Piers Morgan's body."
"""I just called to say I love you."" -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work"
"My girlfriend broke up with me. I am devastated. How could you. I did everything. I surprised you with burgers every night"
"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."
"I don't see the point of class reunions anymore now that Facebook exists."