197796

Joke of the Day

"Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said ""Hello."" The other one thought ""I wonder what he meant by that."""

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyounickabollockoff"

"When can a woman make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)"

"Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball."

"How do Jews celebrate Christmas? They put parking meters on the roof"

"What does a former terrorist playboy say to the officer interrogating him? ""Look, officer, I may be wearing a turban, and I may have a gun on me, but I ain't Bin Laiden years!"""

"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"

"How do you make a whore moan? You don't pay her."

"Why don't dentists display their awards? Because they want to prevent plaque build-up."

"Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football? Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P."