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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"I saw santa fucking my mom. To get back at him i decided to poison his cookies. Somehow the bastard found out and killed my dad."

"The tachyon leaves. The Barman says ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon enters a bar."

"What's the height of conceit? Ant crawling up an elephant's leg with lust in its heart"

"Dog shampoo was on sale & cheaper than my normal shampoo so it looks like I'm going to have a shiny, healthy coat for the next few weeks."

"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."

"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"Afraid to fly? It's perfectly safe except that air traffic controllers are all gov't employees forced to work the holidays. Merry Xmas."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Subway is healthy."

"What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex? My name is Barry Allen"