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Joke of the Day
"The tachyon leaves. The Barman says ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon enters a bar."
Next Joke
"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"
"What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity? ""Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."""
"Think about a nice pair of slacks. Now think about a panda. Now about radishes. Now about salt. I think you see where Im going with this."
"I like my women like I like my wine... 18 years old and locked in my basement"
"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."
"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."
"Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature."
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"
"A man walked into a bar and a Midget walked into a Bollard"