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Joke of the Day
"What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex? My name is Barry Allen"
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"My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying."
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant... But then i changed my mind."
"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they'll just compliment it a lot and then complain because it won't screw."
"How do I know thieves are bad kissers? Because apparently I make out like a bandit."
"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."
"How do you view lesbian relationships? 1080p"
"What did the tailor say after a job well done? There is nothing left too loose."
"I use my teethbrush then go play feetball and commit arms robbery. Just giving you a head up. - people with the right amount of body parts"
"What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman? Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off."