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"How can you tell if a woman's had an orgasm? Who cares?"
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"[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously."
"Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !"
"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box."
"""The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."""
"If 50 is the new 30, then Dead is the new 80."
"woodpecker What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut? You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in."
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"So a prisoner took his own mug shot... He called it his ""cellfie""."
"How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida? Was it my knees? Do I have terrorist's knees? Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then? That's good."