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Joke of the Day
"Why did the puppeteer get out of jail? Because he ""pulled a few strings""!"
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"if i was a ghost i would probably still just watch netflix"
"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."
"I only stop browsing Reddit when I accidentally hit something ..or when it's time to wipe"
"I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!"
"I'm getting so pissed off with my new psychiatrist. I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money."
"Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ""probably just shitfaced."""
"What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man with 20 bullet holes in his back? The worst case of suicide he's ever seen."
"I attempted smoky eye makeup for a holiday party tonight, but instead it looks like I survived a bar fight, so I'm going with that story."
"s/o to parallel lines for keeping that shit platonic and never crossing. they keep a healthy professional work ethic"