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Joke of the Day
"Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans? Because they'll take all of your green cards."
Next Joke
"Another gorgeous fall morning I wish I was sleeping through."
"A guy accidentally opens the bathroom door as a girl was taking a shower, he tries to say sorry but the girl interrups him: -Shh bby is ok"
"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!"
"what does a family dentist and a pedophile have in common? They both fill little kids' cavities. Original by me."
"A priest, a rabbi, and a scientist walk into a bar... and have a wonderful conversation about politics."
"What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding."
"A Scotsman and an Irish man walk into a bar And the Scotsman shouts ""All the drinks are on me!"" The next morning the headlines read *""Irish Ventriloquist Found Dead Behind Bar""*"
"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"
"What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit? Redditors."