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Joke of the Day
"If you are over 40, it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check."
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"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""
"Someone asked me why my ringtone is the ""Like a G6."" Up until now I thought it was ""Like a cheese stick."""
"i'm like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars"
"I only know bad chemistry jokes Cause all the good ones Argon"
"You don't give up your car when someone else drives drunk! So why would you give up your gun when someone else commits a crime with a gun?!"
"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."
"Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other... *sigh*"
"Arguing on the Internet is like sex with a goat No matter how good your performance, everyone else now thinks less of you."
"i went to the doctor and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."