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Joke of the Day

"This Super Market doesn't even sell capes."

"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."

"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."

"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"

"What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it."

"The worst part of a Halloween party with a bunch of techies is bobbing for apps."

"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !"

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"The most frustrating thing I've ever tried to do was throw away a trash can."