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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo? Because they already have Moscow."
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"What do you call an overpriced castration? A divorce."
"How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat? Someone else goes home with their Jeans."
"[tries to eject CD 5 mins into space mission] Houston we have a problem I KNOW U CHEATED W/MY WIFE TOM ENJOY 12 YRS OF SMASH MOUTH U PRICK"
"what did one typewriter say to the other? I must be pregnant ... I missed a period ..."
"My friend told me he could eat a fucking horse. I was like, ""Jesus man, you might as well eat both of them whilst they're at it."""
"Sometimes I spice up my love life by getting my girlfriend to wear a long black nightgown with buttons on it. Makes her look just like a remote control."
"Why are gay guys so good at moving? They are used to getting their shit packed"
"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"
"Jim: You have a Fantasy Football team? Me: Guys aren't my thing. But, Tom Brady's kinda cute. Jim: No, I- Me: Ooh! Cam Newton's dreamy, too!"