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Joke of the Day
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
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"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."
"What did O say to Q? ""Hey man, your dick's hanging out."""
"What does the dot on an Indian woman's forehead signify? Coffee's ready"
"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load into it. #bigsorry"
"What is the fastest speed a woman can go ? 68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod."
"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."
"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""
"I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought ""Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness"" was inappropriate."
"If a cop busts you with a prostitute, slip an engagement ring on her finger & be like ""Joke's on you, bro; we're in love!"""