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Joke of the Day

"If a cop busts you with a prostitute, slip an engagement ring on her finger & be like ""Joke's on you, bro; we're in love!"""

"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."

"Did you guys hear about the gay truckers? They traded loads"

"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""

"What did the Dead Head say, after he ran out of weed? ""Damn, this music sucks!"""

"What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !"

"Don't make me drop my bean curd... ... or I'll lose my tempeh."

"I'm going to donate these clothes I don't wear anymore to charity after I drive them around in the trunk of my car for eight months."

"Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works."

"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."