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Joke of the Day
"What did O say to Q? ""Hey man, your dick's hanging out."""
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"What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea"
"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he's raping someone? ""Come with me if you want to live!"""
"Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: ""How is that a problem?"" Me: ""I wake up at 9."""
"The school year is like a burrito... After 3 quarters you're full but you have to keep going even though it's all falling apart."
"Her smile used to get me through a tough day. Now her smile just keeps me up all these sleepless nights...wondering...what is this b!tch up to???"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck."
"I don't drink for religious reasons. I drink for other reasons."
"The worst excuse I have ever came up with."
"What do you call a feminist from LA? A SoCal Justice Warrior."