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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load into it. #bigsorry"

"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."

"I was down on the dock with some friends and they kept on trying to get me to drink. I reluctantly gave into pier pressure."

"I wanted to have sex with Uma Thurman until I saw her toes in Kill Bill."

"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"Alpha Kenny Wun Write that ""name"" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class."

"My body keeps doing these muscle twitches like it wants me to get off this couch and move around. HAHAHAHA. As if."

"Why You Should Never Be Late for a Speaking Engagement An important public speaking lesson wrapped up in a good, clean joke."

"I like my Reddit posts like I like my internet search history [deleted]"

"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."