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Joke of the Day

"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"By starring this tweet, you agree to my terms of service.* *Unlimited** free***, surprise butt sex. **Some limitations apply. ***Not free."

"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."

"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."

"Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar."

"About 1,503 people died from the titanic disaster. Just let that sink in."

"If someone on this sub discovers a new type of rock they should name it something funny. Amirite?"

"Instead of politely knocking on the bathroom door, my kid attacks the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid"

"I bet ""All You Need is Love"" was easier to write on a full stomach."