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Joke of the Day
"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""
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"Zoology teacher was asked to substitute history teacher's class since he was on leave.. And so he did.. Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts"
"A #colon has only two job options: become a punctuation mark, or work for an asshole."
"I now determine the days of the week based on Twitter. Is it Follow Friday yet?"
"Ey gurl, are you a TSA agent? Because I've got an unattended package I think you should investigate."
"What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? A Meanderthal"
"Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks? It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow."
"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."
"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"
"I just searched google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy' ""Page Not Found"""