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Joke of the Day
"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""
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"Here's a joke about the Reddit admins. [deleted]"
"When people ask me for advice, I tell them, ""Use your best judgment,"" which they clearly don't have if they are asking me for advice."
"Don't iron your four leaf clovers You don't want to press your luck."
"Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium."
"Why do astronauts bring their phone into space? Because they can get 4g"
"I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants... ...it said ""Bathroom Closed"""