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Joke of the Day

"What is a cannibal's favorite fruit? Granny Smith"

"Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? John Cougar's Melon Camp"

"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"

"""Waiter, I'd like to send this back"" -m'am, I believe that's your husband."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? GoodMorning! NO IDEAR!"

"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"

"Whats the most confusing day in Detroit? Fathers day."

"I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me"

"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"

"A man wanted to join the peeing club He went up to the club owner and asked ""Can I join?"" To which he replied, ""You're in."""