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Joke of the Day

"My son has developed orange and white stripes on his body... Doctors have put him on a course of nemotherapy."

"Maybe Taylor Swfit dates Justin Bieber and John Mayer dates Selena Gomez and it's like matter/anti-matter and they all explode?"

"Stars! They're just like us! Gaseous and dying"

"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"

"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."

"A black guy, mexican, and jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck out."""

"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""

"A man told little Johnny ""I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van?"" Little Johnny replied ""I'll cum on your face for the entire bag!"""

"Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'."

"Went to ""The Social Network."" I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids."