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Joke of the Day

"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"

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"Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !"
"You ever made love to a man? You want to?"
"My Wife's nickname for me is ""Microsoft"" because I'm good with computers. RIGHT HONEY? Hold on guys, she's not done laughing."
"Ringling Bros. circus introduces the first female ringleader in 134 years! And now they're going out of business."
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"Sharing a Facebook account with your gf/wife is the best way to let everyone know how whipped you are."