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Joke of the Day

"Maybe Taylor Swfit dates Justin Bieber and John Mayer dates Selena Gomez and it's like matter/anti-matter and they all explode?"

"Thanksgiving dinner. So a housewife is preparing thanksgiving dinner when her husband comes in, and she asks, ""are you hungry, dear?"" And the turkey answers, ""no, I'm stuffed."""

"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"

"What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim!"

"Where does the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"Rednecks give head so good I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after."

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa? Teacher's aides"

"You hear about those robbers who steal shoes for fun? It's how they get their kicks."

"It's okay if ""buoyancy"" makes you happy -- whatever floats your boat."