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Joke of the Day

"It's impossible to run in campsites. You can only ran. Because it's past tents."

"I was wondering where the ball went then it hit me"

"What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card."

"I can beatbox. I can beatbox with my ass, But it sounds like shit."

"Some young boy just knocked on my door saying ""I am collecting for the local swimming pool."" So I gave him a glass of water"

"[interview] ""What's your strongest trait?"" My fingers. ""No, like... Are you pinching me??"" GIVE ME [fighting to maintain pinch] THE JOB"

"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"

"As I'm walking in to work this morning my boss told me to ""Have a good day"" Who am i to argue? Thanked him and came straight back home"

"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."

"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"