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Joke of the Day

"As I'm walking in to work this morning my boss told me to ""Have a good day"" Who am i to argue? Thanked him and came straight back home"

"The fish never seem to bite when I go fishing. I guess I just don't have the right allure."

"""Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it"" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him."

"What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."

"I saw Home Alone for the first time today and now I'm thinking about anything else I've been putting off since 1990."

"Was the discovery of a new planet an accident? or did they planet"

"Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? There were many knights."

"Why did the serial killer become a chef? Because you can't make an omelette without killing a few chicks."

"Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?"

"Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes it's already caught my eye."