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Joke of the Day
"I can beatbox. I can beatbox with my ass, But it sounds like shit."
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"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."
"I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"You know what gives me the shits? The digestive system"
"*doctor moonwalks into office* ""Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!"" *Mr Johnson does the robot*"
"How to avoid clickbait? clearly, you wouldn't know..."
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"V8 What kind of sexually transmitted disease can you get from an octopus?"