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Joke of the Day

"What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes."

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"scientist 1: how did you discover that dolphins have sex for pleasure? scientist 2: [flashback to the craziest night of their life] math"
"Been to the hospital to get a mole checked. Apparently they all look like that & I should've just left it in its hole in the garden."
"Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn."
"We grew up so poor we could only play Dungeons."
"Why is Rose sad? Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7."
"paid a compliment By a coworker, ""every time I talk to you, I leave a smarter man."" I asked where he left him."
"What was your grandfather's favorite joke?"
"Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- ""How much is a gram?"" Laure- ""Depends on what you want"" Teacher- ""Out, just get out"" #YouOwnedHimDude"
"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn't laugh at something."