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Joke of the Day
"Why is Rose sad? Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7."
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"Hey Ray Rice... What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"What is a Germans favorite letter? I don't know but it's Nazi."
"Computers are like old testament gods. Lots of rules and no mercy. Not mine, got it somewhere on the internet."
"This one is pretty offensive... Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore? They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it."
"What's a caterpillar afraid of? A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the ~~worst~~ best joke I've ever heard)"
"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."
"When CNN says they're ""breaking news"" they are, in a sense, right."
"What do Jews call a lone rabbit? A rabbi."
"Have you ever heard a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Probably not. The P is silent."