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Joke of the Day
"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."
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"My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on."
"People who say ""the waiting is the hardest part""... ...have never used Viagra"
"My sex life is like my baseball career I've never made it to second base"
"Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration? He wouldn't whacks off"
"Adulthood is like the part in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy tries to runaway from her problems, but then SURPRISE, there is also a tornado."
"How'd the preacher catch A.I.D.S. in Africa? Missionary style."
"What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again? Au nevoir."
"Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish."
"I asked a pretty homeless woman... I asked a pretty homeless women if I could take her home, she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."