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Joke of the Day

"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who crunch their disposable water bottles as they drink."

"What is the Pope's favorite type of woman? Nun"

"I'm still not sure if I should throw out or keep my old pillow. I guess I better sleep on it."

"My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it!"

"My apartment smells like someone just took a dump, but nobody is home... That's some spooky shit."

"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. That says everything about marriage."

"Talking about me behind my back? Good. My ass likes attention."

"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."

"I get Grumpy when I run out of Dopey."

"What do 9 out of 10 people call a good time? Gang rape."