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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to make a joke about the new Call of Duty... ...but there are already infinite of them So here's a Battlefield one instead"

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"it takes a while say, ""you wore that shirt the day after yesterday"", and see how long it takes for them to get it"
"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"
"Wiping your ass is a lot like approaching a traffic light... Red means stop."
"whats brown and... What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."
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"You got the whitest teeth ever come across."
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