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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a magic owel? Hoo-Dini!"
Next Joke
"What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car? He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now"
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? It's OK. He's all right now."
"If I ever lost my phone I'd rather just start a new life in another city."
"If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having sex with the other one."
"I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a hole in my pants so I would have something to play with."
"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
"It's yellow, lives in a tree, and is very annoying? A Banananananana Banananananana!"
"How does James Bond sleep? Around."